Tuesday, May 2, 2006

Funk Dat! (Draft Edition)

Question... Why is it that when the Texans need an offensive lineman, they pass on both D'Brickashaw Ferguson and Winston Justice.

FUNK DAT

(Come on Texans, get a new GM)

Question... Why is it that when the Cowboys finally have a decent draft under Jerry Jones, the Eagles gotta have a better one.

FUNK DAT

Question... Why is it that "system quarterbacks" like Phillip Rivers and Matt Leinart get drafted high, when Texas Tech QBs put up better numbers with lesser surrounding talent and get downgraded for being "system quarterbacks"?

FUNK DAT

Question... What would possess Denver's Reggie Evans to grab Chris Kamen's package?

FUNK DAT

Question... Why is it when the Astros are doing well, Brad Lidge has to go Mark Wohlers on us?

FUNK DAT

Question... Why is it that R.D. can't post his Monday blog on time?

FUNK DAT

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The inspiration: Funk Dat by Sagat
The other inspiration: Sports and Bremertonians who once did a similar post after watching Beavis and Butthead reruns.

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