(R.I.P. George Mikan. Without him, basketball is a kid's game.)
This just in, Cat Osterman and the Longhorns are good. Osterman pitched the Longhorns to a 3-0 victory over Alabama yesterday, advancing to face top-ranked Michigan in today's semifinal.
Osterman is so good, that headline writers are running out of "Cat" puns to describe her greatness.